The first named, public quality standard for cold outreach. Every failure pattern has a name, a weight, and a case on file. Every offense is backed by external research. Every sender is permanently redacted. The critique is structural, never personal.
Every benchmark report measures outcomes, reply rate, meeting rate, conversion rate. None measures structural quality: whether the message itself is sound before it's sent. YourOutreachSUCKS is the first named, public, version-controlled framework for evaluating structural quality in cold outreach.
The offense taxonomy documents the specific patterns that drive the 95% failure rate. The scoring rubric makes them measurable. The archive makes them visible. The methodology makes the whole system citable.
Most cold outreach fails for the same handful of reasons. Fake personalization, premature asks, buzzword-loaded pitches, manufactured urgency. These aren't style problems - they're pattern failures.
The fix is never longer.
It's more specific.
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